![]() ”But if I came here to sell records, I’ve already played you a song, I’ve already done the whole full band thing…I want you to know that if I wanted to go home, I think that my mission would have been accomplished.” In other words, if he really wanted to use the TV platform to sell records… he would have done everything he’s already done - plus leave, which he’s desperately trying to do right now. ”I thought it would be good for as well,” Wes explains. ”There have been a lot of red flags and I have to bring it up…” Realizing that the Bachelorette is not going to kick him to the curb until he spells out his real motives, Wes tries the almost-confession, explaining that his manager told him to go on the show. Dinner isn’t any better, as Jillian wastes no time grilling him and his ridiculous Western shirt with some serious questions. Would he move to Vancouver for a couple of years? ”Um, that would be crazy.” So how would they make it work if she chooses him? ”That bird has no foot - God, what’s wrong with me?” Then, as a final diversionary tactic, the a-hole spills his beer, putting a foamy damper on the day. But I’m willing to bet that Ed sealed the deal with this mack daddy line: ”You’re my favorite part about Spain.” Dude, if Jillian doesn’t give it up, I’ll sleep with you right now.Īs Jillian tries to steer the conversation toward their relationship beyond the show, he continues to stonewall her. Finally, she invites him to ”hang out for a bit.” And at some point during their cuddle time on yet another Giant Red Bed, Ed manages to work his stud magic on Jillian, and she decides not to kick him out: ”We’re sleeping in our clothes,” she half-asks, half-tells him. ”And for me, honestly, it’s just getting more time with you.” Jillian chews her fingernails nervously and contemplates her choices. ”I think you can interpret this a lot of different ways,” he says, gesturing to the card. Jillian gives him the ”I’m not ready” speech, but she’s not going to get off that easy: Ed, no doubt thinking he’s the only one she’s denied, gives her the hard sell - in the least sleazy way possible, of course. ![]() (Bonus points: He wants kids in ”two years, three years.”) Eventually a soldier wanders in and delivers the Fantasy Suite card, presumably before rushing back to his Revolutionary War unit. I don’t know, I can just see us being together for a long time - a long, long time.” It’s not the L-word, but Ed definitely gets closer than any of the guys to telling her that he wants to be with her forever. Things get a little more serious at dinner, where Ed raises the idea of Jillian moving to Chicago. (Who doesn’t enjoy taking a hideous foot fungus home as a souvenir from a European vacation?) What happened to Jillian’s plans to ”catch up” with Ed? Well, at least she’s gotten caught up with his tongue. Good enough! It’s time to make out all over the city, including in a public fountain. ”I was working non-stop for two weeks straight, and I’m just like, I can’t do this - I have to go back somehow.” And she LOVES it: ”I am just in a happy place right now.” At lunch, Jillian grills him about what their non-existent hometown date would have been like - but what can he really say? He tells her she would have ”fit in really well” with the family, and that they would have done karaoke. During their romantic carriage ride, Ed admits that he re-evaluated his priorities when he was at home, and realized that she needed to be one of them. ”He’s going to have to bring it on today,” says the Bachelorette. Unfortunately, Ed has a lot of catching up to do, having missed the hometown dates. The sun rises on Sevilla, and now it’s time to move from the boy to The Man.
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